I’ll say that there are a lot of Paul Walker fans out there and this is your chance to finally see a mad scientist use his dong like a marionette and, frankly, I know that’s what many of you were hoping for. If you’re worried he isn’t going to go for potty humor by making Michael’s dick dance around, you needn’t worry. To show how it works, the mad doc uses what looks like knitting needles to poke at Michael’s brain and make parts move. Somehow, despite smoking a cigarette and not at all looking like a doctor, the hospital just lets him take the body, toss it in his Rolls Royce and off they go.įast forward and they’ve put the brain of Michael into the robot body of the dinosaur. When he learns this healthy young man is about to die and that he’s an orphan with no real extended family, he pounces. Michael clings to life in a hospital bed and somehow (maybe some kind of text alert system?) our mad scientist doc happens by the room. No one seems to think this is an arrest worthy offense, so despite everyone knowing what happened there is no mention whatsoever of any consequences. Too bad for him the asshole chasing him is doing so with a jeep. Man, these are the most clueless, helpless parents I’ve ever seen. Problem is, Tammy’s boyfriend (ex boyfriend?) also shows up. They won’t have to wait long, as Michael decided to put that recently twisted dick to good use and pop by Tammy’s house. The mad doctor loses his damn mind and is so head over heels in love with this dino that he wants to play Dr. The doc’s two assistants are happy to show their new creation to their boss, a generic animatronic dinosaur like the one’s you’ve seen at traveling exhibits at the zoo and the like. We, the viewer, then learn there’s a mad scientist in town who has a sort of gang with a weird, coldhearted assistant and a ‘nerd’ assistant who is a whiz with giant ‘80s computers. Wait, how was the other dude twistin that d, then? The cops are amazed Michael could just absorb a nut shot like that, but he lets them know he’s wearing a cup. Authorities arrive and the boyfriend kicks Michael in the balls and Michael returns the favor. Neither will let go, neither will let up on twistin’ that dick. A fight ensues and comes to a stalemate of sorts when both fellas decide the best course of action is to twist their opponents dick. He doesn’t care for this new development and confronts Michael. When Michael walks outside, he runs into Tammy’s boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?) who somehow knows about Tammy and Michael, despite that they literally just got together. First off, terrible title, but secondly why didn’t they change the title after changing the name? Third, Tanny? Who spells it like that? Anyway, there’s a little flirting and, boom, she and Michael are suddenly officially a couple. Side note, the title in the title sequence is Tanny and the Teenage Dinosaur. This is week 24! We’re headed to the ‘90s with 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex! Before we talk about this creature feature, let’s talk plot.īoy, life comes at ya fast, doesn’t it? Tammy is just a simple, pretty cheerleader enjoying a regular practice, when hot football player Michael shows up. I watch it, review it and spread the word about an amazingly awful, terribly terrific b-horror flick. Fans vote to pick which movie to make me watch that week. First, I post four movies to a poll on Twitter. Welcome, friends, to the Lousy Lottery! Here’s how it works.
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